This mother of mine.

[text messages]

Mom:

I want a moist chocolate cake with whip cream from cheesecake factory.

Me:

& With what money?!

Mom:

With ya moneys

Me:

-_-

Mom:

I didn't understand your last text!

[I didn't answer her after that]

1 hour later..

Mom:

I WANT MY CHOCOLATE CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:

Chill ma, I'm bout to go there now.

[I'm about to enter to Cheesecake Factory..]

*text message beep*

Mom:

Neva mind. It's 1480 calories.

My face? (-______-) That's my mother for you.

-I love my moms.

So sit back, relax, and drink your dreams.-Mik Beats